A cyclist shows up for a group ride on a new carbon speed machine.
"Hey, where did you get the new ride?", asks one of the group.
"Well," he says, "I was out on a ride when this really hot chick rode up alongside. We got to talking and one thing led to another and we stopped at a park. She suddenly stripped off and said, 'take what you want', so I took the bike."

"Good thing too," said the friend, "the clothes wouldn't have fit."

You Know You're Addicted To Cycling When...

10. Your surgeon tells you you need a heart valve replacement and you ask if you have a choice between presta and schrader.

9. A measurement of 44-36-40 doesn't refer to the latest Playboy centerfold, but that new gear ratio you were considering for your Mojo.

8. A Power Bar starts tasting better than a Snickers.

7. The bra your significant other finds in your glove compartment belongs to your Cube and not the cute waitress at PopEye's.

6. You wear your heart monitor to bed to make sure you stay within your target zone during any extracurricular activities.

5. The funeral director tells you "NO!" you can't ride your Cannondale in the funeral procession, even if you keep your headlight on.

4. You experience an unreasonable envy over someone who has bar end extenders longer than yours.

3. You're too tired for hanky-panky on a Friday night but pump out a five-hour century on Saturday.

2. Your wife tells you the only way she'll let you ride across the country is over her dead body and you tell her, "If that's the case, you'll be my first speed bump!"

1. You no longer require a hankie to blow your nose.

lol lame.
okay, today was a sleeeeeeeepy day for me.
too tired. slept twice in humanities lesson :/
no bio aep, so went to ulu to get new tube, tire levers and collect the livestrong stuff from jasonwo.
met hanyang on the way back.
tonight chiong PB#3 and i'm done with d&t!:D:D